Monday, 31 December 2012

Adios 2012.

I know, I know - you all thought I was dead huh?

No such luck; I've just had the world's busiest few months (most of it involving no real internet connection). I'll go into greater detail tomorrow in a lengthier, more substantial post but in short, my previous few months have included making important life decisions, jetting off to Egypt, finding a new house and buying a new house. Stressful stuff.

I've been slightly nostalgic today, backing up all my iPhone photos that I have taken over the past year. It's amazing just how much of your day to day life these little gadgets capture. It's hardly surprising seeing as how they are usually attached to our person every single day but it is so interesting looking back through them - a fantastic photographic summary of your past year in perfect sequence.

So, in the true spirit of New Year's Eve, here is my 2012 alongside a few simple words and accompanying iPhone photos (it was so hard picking just a few - I dare anyone to try it!).


First thing after Christmas, I moved out of the house that I shared with my wonderful housemates and moved in with Adam - our first little home together (albeit rented).


The first snowfall of the year and one of the coldest starts to the year I have ever known.


Not only the month of my 23rd year on this earth, it also signified Nan and Grandad's 60th wedding anniversary!


The month of chocolate, sorry - Easter.


Strangely, the only real summer heat that we experienced in 2012 was in May; just in time to coincide with the Queen's Jubilee. I don't think I have ever seen this country come together like it did on that day and I doubt that it will happen again anytime soon.


Months and months of Machiavellian-style planning finally came together in the form of my good friend Gemma's surprise hen party - I'll never forget the look on her face when she opened the door! There was also a surprise for myself when Adam booked a spontaneous holiday to Center Parcs in Cumbria.


The big day arrived and I have to admit, Gemma's wedding was quite possibly the most enjoyable day I have ever had the pleasure to be part of.


Traditionally the month of sun yet 2012 brought no sign of any kind of Summer. Needless to say, the long nights were often spent in dark and dingy clubs.


Adam came to stay at my Dad's, my childhood home. Whilst there, I took full advantage of my attempt to integrate Adam and spent some time with my best friend Jess.


One of my favourite months - the month of Hallowe'en. I need say no more.


The busiest month of 2012 by far. We jetted off to Egypt leaving the gloomy, wet weather of England behind. As soon as we got back, I was packed off to Wales to spend time with some old friends at Hannah's Dad's estate in the welsh valleys - nothing could have prepared me for the shocking reversal of weather.


Christmas, Christmas and more Christmas. The Swede in me cries out for the joys of the festive period but the Brit in me tries it's hardest to override that with the stress levels associated with this time of year. Though, for this year at least, the stress levels were founded as myself and Adam purchased our very first house together and moved in over the space of a weekend! As I type this, we are still adding the finishing touches to our brand new home as we both had to leave to spend the Christmas period with our respective families - a fantastic Christmas was had by all and perfectly topped off a truly memorable year.

So there it is; a year that has taken 365 days to experience and less than 30 minutes to summarise. Whilst looking back over those months and attempting to remember exactly where I was and what I was doing, I managed to recall so many wonderful memories that I feel I would have otherwise forgotten. The mind is a strange tool, capable of retaining so much yet recalling so little of it's own accord - I suppose that is why I love blogging so much; to capture those tiny lost treasures that you would otherwise place aside. It's no real surprise that my most important New Year's resolution is to keep on blogging, plough away and record these perfect moments before it is too late.

As ever, I wish peace on the world (one small voice and all that..) and hope that 2013 brings a year of calm and tranquility, not only to the planet but to each and every one of you and your families. Wherever you may be, have a glass of champagne for me and have a fantastic and safe New Year.

Wednesday, 3 October 2012

The perfect getaway.

It appears as though I have been missing in action for the past few weeks.

Work has been so stressful lately, ridiculously stressful in fact. At times it feels as though I am underwater, shouting at the top of my lungs but all anyone can see are the frantic bubbles and an abundance of flailing. I've managed to develop a coping mechanism though; I step outside for a minute or two, remind myself that I am not paid anymore for worrying and suddenly, everything seems right with the world - even if only for the remainder of the day.

It doesn't help that the weather has now fully taken a turn for the worse and nosedived straight into the darkest depths of Autumn. I hate how you can never second guess the seasons like you can elsewhere in the world and it seems as though Autumn 2012 is going to solely consist of rain and arctic winds.

I've been speaking with my Father via periodic phone calls. The oracle has diagnosed 'something to look forward to' as the cure to my worries. I suppose he is half right; sometimes we do not even notice that we have descended into a mundane routine and often, when we do finally pay attention, it's too late to turn back.

Needless to say, we booked a trip to Egypt yesterday so, all being well, come November 3rd I'll be lying on the sun-kissed beaches of Naarma Bay. Though I hate to admit it, it's definitely what I need and I've been kicking myself lately that I haven't pulled my finger out and attempted to see the world whilst I still can. Since I was just out of nappies collecting 'Wally's History of the World', I've always wanted to jet off and see the pyramids so I'm glad that Adam has finally plucked up the courage on my behalf and forced me to go.

Until then, I'll remember to breathe and attempt to make the most of my weekends; I've been all too happy wasting my Saturdays and Sundays lazing around the house lately and, though it seems like a good idea at the time, it depresses me come Monday morning and someone asks the dreaded question....

'Did you have a nice weekend?'

God I hate those words.

Wednesday, 12 September 2012


We encounter a cornucopia of forces in life. Some destructive, many compromising; they accumulate together, shaping us as people and testing us as humans.

J is certainly one of them.

In the two years that I have had the misfortune opportunity to work with her, it has been fascinating to witness the ever changing emotion by which she conducts herself.

Barely 26 with the grating attitude of a 13-year-old, she is the epitome of the phrase 'sticks out like a sore thumb'. Her perception of office wear, on a good day, often consists of neon patterned leggings and lace knit gypsy blouses. Her scalp is adorned with fiery red hair that would appear to sit comfortably on the head of Florence Welch, yet J looks as though she has lingered on the window sill too long leaving a shade that is more faded marmalade. Her purposeful laziness when it comes to her appearance is easily misinterpreted as endearing; that is until you get to know her and then it becomes all too apparent that she actually prefers the comfort of wallowing in her own filth. An unwelcome aura of questionable odour appears to linger about her person and has resulted in a series of unexplained office moves over the past year; let's just say that J never stays at the same desk for long. I am well aware that this description is more than likely coming across as slightly harsh but trust me, you wouldn't know. You really wouldn't know.

Despite her striking image, it is infact not J's appearance that takes the prize as her most recognisable trait. Have you ever experienced a fog horn being released through a cloud of helium? No? Then you probably will never be able to envisage the sheer beauty that escapes her lips every second of every working day. For this I pity you.

Should a kind, mild mannered and generous soul be hiding behind this unorthodox persona, I may have a felt a slight pang of guilt from my description. The truth is that J is one of the most manipulative, calculating women that I have ever met and still to this day, it frustrates me that I simply cannot fully work her out.

Skipping around the office and telling childish jokes, you'd be forgiven for thinking that she is nothing more than just a quirky young woman that has never really had the chance to grow up but look slightly closer and you'll be astounded at the way in which she is able to perfectly execute the hapless hippy. Don't get me wrong, I'm still slightly bitter at the fact that she knowingly claimed my favourite sunglasses one afternoon when I left them on the dryer in the unisex toilet, but that is by-the-by and a completely different story; a story that is still too raw to tell.

J is a parasite. Place her amidst a team of people and watch them unknowingly crumble; oblivious to the fact that J is the root of the issue. She will latch hold of negatives and run with them, drawing people in to plant the seed before completely detaching herself ready to watch the fireworks. 

Luckily, she has never been part of my team so I have never had the pleasure of having to manage her but, from my new office desk, I am able to sit each day and watch how intelligently she is able to gain her own way whilst remaining undetected.

Aside from a few heated run ins, I've never been forced to interact much with her but I'd be lying if I didn't admit that she provides an infinite stream of excruciating entertainment amidst the mundane confines of office life. In such a small environment, her actions are nothing more than an annoyance - a tornado terrorising a small Hebridean island. Place her in a larger arena and I dread to think the kind of damage that a girl like J could inflict. I often shiver whilst pondering the impact should she be suddenly thrown into politics.

Despite the fact that I struggle to comprehend how an enigma like J is able to function and survive whilst being forced to interact with others, part of me cannot help but feel somewhat jealous of her. Being able to bulldoze through life with a blatant disregard of protocol, not caring what others may think must be so refreshing.

Though we still undergo our daily routine of flashing each other a smile in the stairwell or exchanging the occasional good morning, I often think about J and wonder whether she knows that I'm on to her.

More to the point - I wonder if I'm the only one?

Sunday, 9 September 2012

The visit.

It seems that mother nature had a bit of time on her hands and decided to read my last blog post about the terrible Summer we have experienced. I woke up on Saturday morning half expecting to see a grey glow seeping in beneath the blinds and was surprised to find sunshine, glorious warm sunshine.

Adam was working that morning but I'd briefed him on making himself scarce for the afternoon as my Father had suddenly decided to visit. He used the (quite believable) excuse that he wanted to bring my ferret run up for me that had laid dormant in one of his greenhouses since Christmas but when he arrived and unloaded the car with his laptop and a brand new printer, I realised he had an ulterior motive. My dear old pappa is a very intelligent man with a hell of a lot of common sense but technology has never been his forte. I knew from the moment that he walked across the threshold holding a printer and wearing a grin the size of a small european country, the only thing he wanted was for me to install it.

That done, he had a nosey around the house, making sure that I hadn't lowered myself to living in squalor and quizzed me about money - his favourite subject. I was always awful with money as a child - it entered one hand and left almost immediately from the other; something my siblings never had a problem with. When I told him that I was moving away and had a job and new house, I think he half expected me to end up knocking on his door the following Christmas in financial ruin. He never says much but I think, in his own way, he is extremely proud of me right now - something that constantly panics me for fear of letting him down. It's funny when I think about it how I'm never frightened for myself, it is always the fear of what others may think. Then again, isn't that fear's fundamental basis?

The beautiful sunshine was too much to pass up so I threw on a vest top and we drove into the city and wandered around for an hour or so. Lincoln is such a wonderful place, especially in the basking glow of beautiful weather. More of a city by name than nature, it was once the capital of England and famed for being the location in which the Magna Carta was signed. Its medieval cathedral is magnificent and thought of by many to be one of the best in the country (the Da Vinci Code was filmed there). Graduating from beneath its stunning arches will always remain one of the happiest memories of my life. The cathedral quarter is all up hill consisting of ancient roads meandering between the most stunning medieval buildings and the shops are overwhelming; full of quirky little nick nacks and stylish boutiques - I can think of nowhere better to spend my aimless days.

Seeming like a good idea at the time, we then decided to take a walk down by the river with the view of ending up at a quaint little country pub I adore, The Pyewipe. It's strange how nice weather tricks you into thinking you're invincible and can achieve anything, so much so that I forgot exactly how far the river path actually is. Needless to say, we ended up walking miles, avoiding bicycles at every turn before arriving at The Pyewipe in a state of acute dehydration. At least I picked quite an apt end point right?

It was a great way to spend much needed time with my Father as he rarely comes to visit. When I do find chance to drive back home at weekends to see friends, he is usually busy running the business and it really is a case of ships in the night. As I touched upon in my autobiography post, we were never immensely close whilst I was growing up so this whole 'spending time with each other' malarky is still quite alien - even at the age of 23. It just goes to show that it is never too late to start and we should make the most of these times. It's alarming how rapidly your parents change as you get older too; we fool ourselves into believing it will never happen to the people that we know so well. Trust me, it does.

Now, here I am attempting to tire myself out in the hope of falling asleep early in preparation of another busy week. I'll be honest; I'm not sure that it's going to work - I think I just need to come to terms with the fact that I'm a night owl and I'm not going to be able to change that anytime soon.

I'll leave you with a picture of the Brayford Marina looking particularly pretty in the sunshine.

Good night guys, I hope your Sunday night sleep is full of positive thoughts and pleasant dreams!

Thursday, 6 September 2012

Spider September.

I'm not sure what it is about September that has always filled me with dread.

I think it stems from forgotten school days - those long fun filled Summers brought to an abrupt end by the creeping presence of the coming school term. September meant change; new classes, new starts, new friends. I've never been a fan of change.

Even now, as a fully fledged adult, September still echoes an identical premise. My first chosen job role, fresh out of education is one that works alongside the UK's schools. With it comes the August lull closely followed by the dreaded September; our busiest month.

September once meant new rucksacks, stationary, lunch boxes and uniforms - all designed to inject a slight hint of excitement into what can only be described as a month of pure misery. Now, as a 23-year-old slave to the wage, I am forced to endure this endless cycle in its purest form. Even the hugely anticipated novelty of a new shirt wears off within two days.

It is amazing, when you think about it, how many elements of day to day life revolve around the inevitable term calendar and whether or not the little tikes are in school. Traffic heightens, holiday prices increase and shopping centres become busier. In my current job role, the stress levels increase and morale goes down - something I'm sure you'll see reflected in the posts I make here. I love what I do, truly I do but believe me when I say that anything that involves children and parents is a logistical nightmare. They are impossible to second guess and impossible to pacify. No matter how much of an expert you believe you are in this field, you will always be proven wrong. They will always find a way to prove you wrong. At the end of each day I am frequently left pondering exactly how it is that schools  still manage to function.

Aside from the ebb and flow of the academic calendar, September always seems to bring about the seasonal u-turn. England, if it is lucky, gets just two weeks of great Summer weather at the most and, more often than not, these two weeks occur right at the end of August; right before September arrives and obliterates all trace of blue sky and warmth. September is a thief, a selfish wanton thief on a mission to dissolve all sense of Summer happiness in order to make way for the icy onslaught of Winter. As I type this, I understand how hyperbolic I may sound but in my much needed defence, it is not just humans that seem to be affected by this jobsworth of a month.

Spider September is utterly terrifying; give me a thousand schools or a bitterly cold Autumn any day. My only explanation is that, with children condemned back to their classrooms, some higher being deems it necessary to replace mankind's punishment with a sudden plague of eight-legged devil creatures. Even they hate September enough to decide that, instead of frolicking outdoors as they do the rest of the year, they would prefer to come inside and cohabit. Maybe they are just on the lookout for new friends or feel they are doing us a favour by cleansing us of gnats, yet in reality, they bring me to the edge of a nervous breakdown year on year on year. That unrelenting fear of little legs appearing on your pillow at night, scuttling across walls at the flick of a light switch - it truly is the thing of nightmares. That feeling of complete inadequacy that consumes me every time I squeal like a small girl whilst brushing my teeth does absolutely nothing for my self esteem. I'm not even sure I could cope in a foreign country where the wildlife makes ours seem a complete joy. I wonder how they feel about us? I wonder how they feel about September? Do you think they enjoy coming inside and snuggling up to those that resent them so much or is it a case of the better of two evils - humans or the British weather?

I guess, in a nutshell, that what I'm trying to say is that I completely loathe September and everything that this damn month encompasses.

And that is how I'm feeling today.

Sunday, 2 September 2012

A relaxing Sunday.

The garden looked particularly colourful today. It isn't a huge backyard but it's ours, tended by our creative hands and I love it. It's just such a shame that we have to keep that awful netting over the raised bed on the left because the neighbourhood cats seem hellbent on using it as their personal litter tray. We had such big plans for it too.

Summer seems to be clinging on for dear life. I say Summer yet, in reality, the only sunny warm weather that we have experienced occurred way back in April and then again on and off for the past week or so. The actual duration of 'Summer' itself consisted of torrential Autumn-like downpours and clouds; lots and lots of clouds. I guess I shouldn't be surprised having lived here for the past 23 years but it still makes me insanely jealous reading your blogs and hearing about the tropical climates in the far reaches of Australia, Florida, Texas and Japan. One thing I do hold dear when it comes to the crazy Northern European weather is that you never quite know what you are going to get. At risk of completely crucifying a well loved Forrest Gump quote - life really is like a box of chocolates.

The fact that the topic of weather has crept stealthily into this blog post may provide the hint that I haven't really been up to much this weekend. Despite a lot of relaxation in preparation for a manic week of 12 hour days at work, all we've really done is watch films, do some housework and pop out occasionally to peruse a few local shops.

I came terrifyingly close to buying an iPad today during an impromptu trip to Curry's and if they hadn't known better, anyone would think that Adam was on their payroll. He already has an iPad of his own but he is constantly trying his best to guilt-trip me into treating myself. The trouble is, I'm one of those annoyingly practical people that has to find at least 5 valid, practical reasons before I can justify purchasing anything. Needless to say, after 20 minutes of umming and ahhing, I forced myself to leave before I made any hasty decisions. I love my Macbook and I also have an iPhone - I just can't think why I would ever need an iPad. Maybe I'm just stubborn? I prefer the term sensible.

The trip wasn't completely void of fruits though; I bought a laptop table to match the lounge furniture - something I've been meaning to get for a long, long time. There have many near misses in the past with my beloved Macbook balanced precariously on my knee so it's nice to now have a solid table top on which to scour the interwebs.

The ferrets (yes, I'm one of those people) came away with a new tunnel too. I'm constantly on the look out to find new things to keep them occupied; they're like hyperactive children, permanently moving from one thing to the next and it takes all of my effort just keeping them engaged. I attempted to teach them to beg earlier; Fez mastered it well though I soon gave up on Moomin - I think she has some kind of learning disorder...

Aside from my uneventful weekend, I'm having so much fun surfing around and discovering an abundance of new blogs. Like I say, I've posted a lot in the past in various guises but I've never really attempted to reach out and get involved properly. I've read so many posts over the past few days; happy, sad, anxious, informative, abstract, poetic and it has really helped to open my eyes. I've also received some extremely kind comments on a few of my own posts and I whole heartedly look forward to discovering more hidden gems.

I hope everyone has a nice, relaxing Sunday and that the start of the new week holds well.

Friday, 31 August 2012

Feet-up Friday.

What a lovely, unexpected surprise. I have thoroughly enjoyed my Friday and hope you all have too.

Adam is currently out tearing up Lincoln with some work colleagues so, whilst I have the rare opportunity of having the house to myself, I'm going to relax by watching some old horror films. He and I are the definition of 'opposites attract' and I would never be able to tempt him into watching any of my films for love nor money. I'm just as much a fan of modern day effects as the next person but there is something about black and white cinematography that truly charms me -  I love how it relies solely on atmosphere and plot to grab the viewer. I'm an old soul at heart and it's the simple elements that please me.

Monday is the start of the September onslaught at work as all the schools return from their summer break. Somehow, I predict that this weekend will consist of lots of relaxing - not that the miserable weather will tempt me otherwise.

Thursday, 30 August 2012

An autobiography of sorts.

Aside from the ability to share our thoughts, fears and daily ponderings, one of the beauties of the blogosphere is getting to know others - to form a connection and identify with complete strangers on such a high level. I've been blogging for years in one form or another but have only just realised that many of you reading this may, as it stands, know absolutely nothing of yours truly.

I suppose in a roundabout way, this post could almost be described as my definitive autobiographical summary; not to say that all posts aren't autobiographical but I'm sure you get my meaning.

I guess a good place to start is with a picture. Taken at my graduation ball in 2010, it takes my breath away to think that over two years have passed already. The eagle eyed amongst you will have already fathomed that I am the one in the middle ...

So that aside, my name is Wayne and as I write these words I am in my 23rd year on this here planet we call Earth. I was born in a rural village in the East of England and resided there my entire life until moving up the midlands to enroll in university back in 2007.

My Father - a humble greengrocer, was well known and well liked around the neighbouring villages. Though I didn't appreciate him as much as I maybe should have done as a youngster, he still amazes me with his relaxed views on life; something I have only really began to recognise as I grow older and encounter other parents with completely different outlooks.

My mother was a solid northern lass, born and raised on the outskirts of Newcastle. She met my Father by chance, fell in love and took the opportunity to move herself and her children from a previous abusive marriage down to the east to give them a better a life. Those children, my three half siblings still live in the village though my relationship with them is not as a strong as I would like. I could come up with an elaborate reasoning, about how we have such different views and grew apart but the fact of the matter is that the youngest is still 15 years older than myself and because of this, we never really had the chance to bond.

Growing up, I was spoiled rotten. Though technically I was not an only child, I was to my Father and he made sure that I always had everything I needed. We didn't have a great amount of money but I definitely never went without - to me, I felt like the richest child in the world. It is only now looking back that I realise exactly why my Father was rarely home; he was out working every hour god sent just to make sure that his family were comfortable and had everything they needed. This meant that I was often at home with my mother and as a result, I was always closest to her - in fact, we had an extremely close relationship and I can't think of any secrets that we failed to share. I can remember many times that we worked together to outwit my Father, conjuring up white lies so that we had extra money to eat out or even to get out of social functions that he insisted we all needed to go to. In some ways, she was less like a parent and more like a best friend - something that has developed into somewhat of a cliche but in this case, it really is true.

As a child I loved school. No-one in my family was particularly intelligent - many had common sense and business ability but there were no real family members that you would call academic. I, on the other-hand, was the definition of academic; constantly reading, writing, watching documentaries and insisting that I received encyclopaedias for Christmas. I often wonder whether my parents questioned this abnormal behaviour as I could never imagine my dear Father wanting to raise a geek but I guess they left well alone knowing that it would benefit me tenfold later on in life. I was encouraged to learn right from an early age and as a result, I excelled in school right the way through to the age of eighteen when I left for university. I think it came as a relief to many that I also proved to be popular with other students during my school life - you would only see why if you were ever to meet my Father but as I said earlier, I really could not imagine how he would have coped with a child outcast. He's a funny man in his own way.

Despite all this, underneath my family was trying it's best to hide a darkness that was threatening to pull everything apart - my dear Mother was diagnosed with Multiple Sclerosis.

Though she had always had it, I never even paid it a second thought as a child. She sometimes had the odd wobble here and there and I remember how she often had to go and lie down for long periods of time. I thought this was normal, I thought that all hardworking Mothers experienced it. It wasn't until I hit my early teens that I really began to sit up and notice. I suddenly saw what this horrific illness was doing to the woman I loved more than anything else in the world and I just could not get my head around why it was happening to her - she had not asked for it, she was in perfect health and there it was consuming her right before our eyes. By the time I was 14, she had lost the ability to walk and I could see that she was beginning to give up. One thing that defined my Mother was the fact that she always took pride in her appearance; she was immaculate and never left the house with a hair out of place. Now there she was, rarely even bothering to brush her hair. Every trip to the bathroom was an assault to every inch of her body. She could not go out, she was left to sit at home each and every day whilst my poor Father worked to help support us. Maybe I did notice it then and dismissed it because I did not want to believe it but it really began to take it's toll on my Father. I could see the sadness in his eyes when he came home each night to the woman he loved being taken from him. If I'm brutally honest, the worst part was the notion that this was not a terminal illness - it was an unrelenting force of pain that slowly, over time attacked every part of her body until she was left a shell of her former self. MS does not even have the common decency to kill you.

At school I was trying my best to not let my home life bother me. I was outwardly happy and carefree and the majority of my friends did not even know that my Mother was ill. Maybe I thought that if people did not know then it would somehow miraculously go away. Funnily enough, my Father was the same but I could tell that he was struggling and it showed. Something that he has never been good at is hiding emotion; I am completely the opposite but maybe that is because I was forced to learn the fine art so young. In many ways, that tough part of my upbringing has made me the hardened individual I am today. Not hardened in the sense that I am cold and unkind to others but emotionally in person I am distant and one of my greatest fears is allowing others to see how I am thinking and feeling. I don't think that this is necessarily a bad thing, I actually quite like it so please save the pity party for the time being.

In August 2005, our worst fears were realised. It is the most vivid memory of my life and to this day, it has never ever lost its colour, despite carrying it with me wherever I go. I could go into fine detail right here, recalling that memory as though I were reliving it all over again but I feel that would be unfair - something that has effected me so much does not deserve to be a side note within a much larger story. Maybe one day I will post about it; in fact I think I need to but for now I'll just inform you that my Mother passed away.

Obviously, it turned my world upside down in so many ways. Life changed but I can't sit here and say that it was all for the worse. Relationships were torn apart and others were brought together. Suddenly I was forced to interact on a much greater level with my Father, a man who I had never really shared anything with. They say that life is a learning curve; full of ups and downs and twists and turns - I just wish that life had allowed me to reach a state of adulthood before it began to teach me any lessons.

I left school with successful grades. Though my career options changed multiple times, I still managed to become the first person in my family to go to university - an experience which has, again, shaped me beyond belief. I chose to study journalism due to it's close links with the english language and despite finding out that it was not necessarily what I wanted to do with my life, I loved my course and would not go back and change anything for the world. During my time at university, I learned so much about myself and met so many amazing people - when people say that university is 10% learning and 90% life experience, they really aren't wrong. I guess my only qualm is paying thousands of pounds for the privilege. For those three years living away from home, I had the time of my life and no doubt my tales of uni life will creep in from time to time on this little old blog.

(with my Father and Nan)

After graduating with an honours degree, I said my goodbyes to the friends I was so used to spending every waking hour with and prepared to move back home. Though it wasn't too long ago, I really can't remember how I felt about this at the time - the reason being that life once again decided to throw me a curve ball. A few months previous, in a desperate bid to tie down the prospect of a job during such a dire economic downturn, I had embarked on a frenzied session of uploading my CV (resume to the Americans out there) to what seemed like every available online agency. The fruits of my labour were few and far between with most agencies turning away graduates as they were already having enough trouble finding work for the rest of society. I had literally just driven back to the village ready to unpack when I received a call from a particular agency asking if I was interested in a graduate position within a private firm based in the city where I had attended university. Without second thought, I said yes, attended several interviews and the rest I guess you could say is history.

Now I'm back in the rural english city of Lincoln, living happily with my partner Adam. My struggle with coming to terms with the fact that I am gay is a complicated one - in fact, I'm still not 100% 'out' but  all I know is that I have finally come to a point at which I am happy and I often wonder what I would do without Adam. A few years on, he still overwhelms me with how much he cares.

At the risk of sounding like a stuck record, as mentioned in my 'Taking Stock' post, I sit here now unable to believe how life has worked out for me so far. There were times in the past when I truly believed that my world was about to crumble and if someone had told me then that in just a few years time I would be holding down a successful job and be sharing my first home with the person I love, I most certainly wouldn't have believed them. Of course, there are many many elements that I have left out of this brief synopsis of my 23 years, many of them happening just one or two years prior but what good would a blog be if I ran out of material after my third post? I suppose this small insight has helped to shed some light on the person behind these words and in some way, I hope that it adds some relevance to the tales I'll come to tell.

It all boils down to the reason I blog. Like most human beings I have a constant longing to make my mark on the world, to look back on life at a grand old age and be content with the fact that I have used my time wisely. In an ideal world, this would be easy - pack up, make your own decisions and choose your own path but life has a sneaky tendency to throw you off course and guide you in directions that you may not necessarily be happy with. More often than not, these reluctant decisions are based on the fact that, despite the desire to do as we wish, we still need to keep ourselves afloat and occasionally that requires self sacrifice.

Currently, in my early years, the tedium of life is still the dominating factor in every decision I make but, one day, the roles will be reversed and I will be in a place that allows me to direct life as I see fit.

Believe me, I cannot wait for those days to come but until then, I'll look forward to documenting every step of the way.

Wednesday, 29 August 2012


Isn't it funny that, of every tiny element making up each day of our lives, it can be just one small thing that defines that day and affects us above all others?

Well today it was just ten simple words: 'maybe the Government should do something about all the foreigners?'.

Most nights after work, I often take a short stroll to the local supermarket; more out of sheer boredom than need. That coupled with the fact that we live literally a stone's throw from Asda. Our house is situated in a pleasant area but there is no getting away from the fact that it is still in close proximity to one of the city's renowned council estates. Without tarring all those that live on council estates with the same brush, I would not be lying if I said that this particular branch of Asda attracts a certain type of clientele.

Being the well trained Brit that I am, there I was queuing patiently in line for the next available pack 'n' scan when in walks what is quite possibly the most obnoxious family that I have ever had the misfortune to encounter.

I'm not a fan of labels and in no way do I condone them but for those with some knowledge of British slang, the word 'chav' may quite possibly have been coined with this family in mind. Despite the anger that has been left resonating inside of me since 7pm this evening, I will only draw attention to one member of said family as it was he, and he alone, that actually had the audacity to utter any derogatory remarks. Aside from their blatant lack of social awareness, loud manner and the fact that they still even give their friend/boyfriend/husband/son the time of day, it is only fair that I save my unfound judgement and leave them blameless.

That aside, the male in question is completely fair game. Adorned with his high peak baseball cap, unzipped hoodie and abundance of cheap gold jewellery, he immediately began stomping around the shop complaining to the others that 'there was no fucking way' he was going to stand and queue for the cigarette counter. After maybe five minutes of moaning on a decibal level similar to that of a pneumatic drill, he grabbed the two females and dragged them through to the self serve stating that he would just ask the lady behind the counter to pass him the cigarettes to scan himself. Clearly this is still an alternative method of queue jumping but I'm pretty sure that, somewhere within his warped mind, he believed this to be a valid trouble-free option and that maybe, he was doing everyone a favour.

After following through with his plan of action and bawling at the checkout girl to pass him some cigarettes, he managed to garner the response of 'please shut up and join the line like everyone else' from the lady behind the till. Still not satisfied that such an innocent request was being met with such hostility, he began to challenge exactly why the lady was not able to pass the cigarettes over. 'It's a government ruling. Even if I wanted to, the law states that you must come through the secure till' was his second response. To be honest, even I didn't know this but with hindsight looking back, it was probably just a flippant excuse used to try and quell his whining.

It was then, after screwing his face into what can only be described as an inhuman ball of disgust, he uttered the offending line: 'Well maybe the Government should do something about all the foreigners first?'.

By nature I am an extremely laid back and highly tolerant person - in fact, it is those very traits that make me so successful at my job but there several peeves (that I can count on the fingers of one hand) that rile me beyond belief. Intolerance of race and immigration is one of them. As soon as the words left his lips, I felt the emotion rising inside of me and though I hate to admit it, I almost preempted what his retort would be as soon as the word 'government' was thrown into the mix. I say that I hate to admit it as that would be a preconception and I strive to avoid it but this time I don't feel so bad as my thoughts were justified.

I wanted to jump out of the queue right then and challenge what he had just had the audacity to say in public but as is usually the case, I am only human and the fear of being jumped outside (or even right there on the shop floor) took over. Of course I showed my visual disgust and even made an audible moan which I'm sure he heard but I am so disappointed in myself that I didn't make a verbal challenge. Straight away I wanted to reach out and educate - as I write this, I still do but I know in my heart of hearts that even if I had managed to pluck up the courage, it would more than likely have been in vain as he was clearly not the type to take much onboard, let alone in the middle of Asda from a perfect stranger.

It wasn't even just the words he said that has affected me so much, it is the way in which he said them - in such a relaxed mocking manner that I could just tell that he 100% thinks that 'foreigners' are Britain's biggest problem and that everyone would stand by him in saying that. There is something seriously wrong with political education within this country that allows people with this kind of uneducated mindset to vote. This is the reason why racist organisations masquerading as 'political parties' are gaining more and more votes in every election - average citizens are turning to these parties as a result of them taking advantage of this miseducation. They genuinely believe that these racist agendas are okay to support and that ethnic minorities are having a detrimental effect on the UK's economy - all because the majority of politics is so inaccessible to these people. Yes, it may be quite a small percentage right now in the grand scheme of things but this percentage is definitely not about to shrink and in the process, innocent people are being victimised whilst they go about their daily routine. This is all happening within a country that prides itself on its 'cultural diversity'.

This has been a long entry reflecting on just over five minutes of my day and it has been of great benefit sharing it but I still know that it will stay with me long after I have gone to bed and probably well into tomorrow. I am literally kicking myself for not being able to do more at the time, for not being the decent human being that I strive to be but there were well over twelve other people in the vicinity at the time and not one of them said anything. Not one person even turned to the person beside them to express their disgust, many of them did not even seem to bat an eyelid. The cold shouldered dismissal from the checkout girl was the only sign that man could have taken to recognise that his behaviour was not acceptable. It just makes me wonder what percentage of the human race would feel the need to speak out during a situation such as this? I take slight comfort in knowing that I would probably have plucked up the courage should I have had someone standing alongside me but I still can't help feeling that this has been one small victory in favour of racial bigotry.

I just pray to god that a high percentage of the human race is braver than I.

Tuesday, 28 August 2012

Taking stock.

Life is good these days.

Of course, I still manage the occasional grumble; either certain things fail to go my way or I find myself frustrated at the fact I'm not managing to tick off life's checklist fast enough. I'd say that I need to pull myself together but considering that 99% of the human population experiences these same frustrations, I think I'm doing just fine.

Speaking of life's 'checklist', I've been forcing myself to stop and take note of just how lucky I am to be in the position that I'm in lately. These days, with the ever increasing whirlwind that is modern-day living, we tend to find ourselves dwelling on what we don't have rather than recognising the importance of everything we take for granted. Despite the current economic downturn, I have been lucky enough to attend university and graduate from a course I loved. On top of this, I have managed to secure a graduate position with a fantastic company before leaving and have now held this down for almost two years. Not only that but, thanks to several amazing opportunities, I have experienced not one but two promotions during those two years.

Now I'm not a religious person (and by no means take this as a sign that I'm about to take up the cross) but if I was, I would most certainly say that someone has definitely been looking down on little ol' me. My fateful side would like to think that it's my dear mother's guiding hand, taken too soon but always with me. In fact, I much prefer that explanation so let's stick with it.

I have my own car, enough income to live comfortably without scrimping and I am blessed enough to share my first little home with a partner who loves me. My relationship with my father couldn't be better and I drive back down to my hometown often to visit him.

Written down, this all seems pretty fantastic and I'm willing to bet a small fortune that, no matter how bad your current situation may seem, you'll be pleasantly surprised if you do the same. Having said that, isn't it funny how the majority of us seem to meander through life feeling sorry for ourselves when, in reality, we have so much to be thankful for?

Now before anyone points out the obvious, I'm not completely away with the fairies and I'm certainly not naive enough to forget that yes, there are people out there who may not have such things in their lives. In fact, it is those people who have all the more reason to take stock of how wonderful their lives are in so many different ways. Possessions may not always be material - whether it is the love of someone special, the support of our families or even just good health; we always have something to be thankful for.

It all seems pretty simple when you think about it like that; I just wish that we could somehow instill that mantra inside those negative souls we encounter day to day and suddenly, the world may start to seem a somewhat better place.

Sunday, 26 August 2012

Cosmic love.

I took the stars from my eyes and then I made a map,
And knew that somehow I could find my way back.
Then I heard your heart beating,
You were in the darkness too.
So I stayed in the darkness with you.