Wednesday 5 June 2013

Toastgate.

The MD, Big J has an obvious distaste for temporary members of staff.

"You won't believe the sheer audacity of what I witnessed in the kitchen this morning"
"Whilst preparing my cereal, S walked in - brazen as you like and began making toast!"

".........."

"Make sure it doesn't happen again"

Masking my blatant look of confusion, I begin to draft my first departmental email of the day.

There are some people on this earth that we are destined never to understand.

2 comments:

Ms. Moon said...

I have been wondering how you are doing.
This is a short and hilarious post. Thank you.

Steve Reed said...

So cereal is OK, but toast is not?! WTF?

Glad to hear from you again! Write more! :)